Duck Enthusiast Gifts

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

Ducks following a child.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

"Maybe you should ask yourself why you're inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now."

'Whoever said 'get your ducks in a row' didn't have ducks.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Chill out or go around me!"

'My freezer's on the blink again.'

'Nothing personal Trevor, but maybe you should think about losing some weight...'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."

'Flip your brother over, sweety. The boy doesn't know which end us up.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I'm tellin' ya, Jimmy, we're sitting ducks out here!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Rare Duck Phobias.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans