Duck Fanatic Gifts

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Mother Duck.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"