Duck Fanatic Gifts

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'