Duck Admirers Gifts

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

The Quack Quack Diaries - Let's Meet Quack Quack

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

I'm sure it's fake.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'