Duck Lover Gifts

Coping with ducks

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Don't tell me she hasn't had plastic surgery!'

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Global warming and the Earth Summit.

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Cosmetic Surgery

"How's the duck pond coming?"

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Ducks under umbrella. One says 'Summer can't come soon enough for me.'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'I don't think his heart is in the game.'

'I think they've spotted us!'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

Three gun dogs holding ducks in their mouth as ornaments on the wall.

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

Duck swallowed golf ball.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'I said,'go and buy some lucky-dips'.... not 'ducky-lips!'

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

Another time-travel 'pair o'ducks.'

"And we're thankful we're not turkeys...."

"We can't be the only three."

"Saperlipopette! Nos ancetres descendent du canard!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

I don't care if you look like one and walk like one and quack like one, I still need to see your I.D.

Flock of ducks and talk of schmucks.

'You dare accuse me of doing weird experiments? Ha! Dr. Frankenduck quacks in your faces!'

Sometimes decoys are used to really confuse car thieves.