Duck Lovers Gifts

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

A duck in a bathtub

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"No, son. Let him finish."

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.