Duck Devotees Gifts

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Foster failure

Duck Hunt

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How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

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Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."