Duck Devotees T-Shirts

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Foster failure

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.