Duck Lovers' Club T-Shirts

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"They're so like us."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

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Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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"No, son. Let him finish."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

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'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'