Ducky Devotee Gifts

That's why you can't have one.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

'It's a Joan Biro.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Humans are strange."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'