Duck Connoisseur Gifts

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'