Duck Connoisseur Mugs

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"No, son. Let him finish."