Duck Detective Enthusiast Gifts

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'This duck call works too well.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Could I have my Bill ?

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.