Duck Detective Enthusiast Pillows

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Dog being carried off by ducks.