Duck Hunting Enthusiast Prints

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

Missing the Obvious.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Could I have my Bill ?

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Dog being carried off by ducks.