Duck Hunting Prints

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

Where there's a will

'Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks.'

'This will be the last time I ever put you in charge of getting the duck boat.'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'

"Don't mind him, he's hooked on quack."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

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'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Deer Season Open.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'