Duck Hunting Gifts

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

Where there's a will

'Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks.'

'This will be the last time I ever put you in charge of getting the duck boat.'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'

"Don't mind him, he's hooked on quack."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'