Duck Hunter At Heart Gifts

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

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Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

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'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

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