Duck Hunt Trickster Gifts

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Ski kicker.

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'