Duck Enthusiasts Prints

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'What - the whole house is flooded? Great! I take it!'

Whoa, whoa, whoa... these are the directions?? Sorry, but you're gonna hafta do better than this, pal.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Cabbie!

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"They're so like us."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'