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Leo Messi

A boy acting suspiciously

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'This duck call works too well.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Crafty Fish.

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Neighborhood Watch.

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'Where's the duck?'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"