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'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Who stole my candy?

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'He died of too much money.'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

When policewomen date.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"