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"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A boy acting suspiciously

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Missing Easter Egg

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Fall from Pisa

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Optician and the PI.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

I don't trust that guy.

The Banana Crime

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Auditing

Sherlock Holmes.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

'It looks fishy to me.'

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

Arthur Conan Doyle

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.