Playful Investigators T-Shirts

You call this "berry-flavored"? Children's FDA.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Polar bear bowling alley

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Scientist seen on loch.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Fall from Pisa

"What are you in for?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Microscope slide

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'