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"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

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"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Imagination

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The Charge of the Kids

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"