Playground Watcher T-Shirts

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing games

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Childhood

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Windmill

Turn Down For What.

"What are you in for?"

'I need a jump!'

Automatic swing machine

Swinging on the Chandelier