Playground Watcher T-Shirts

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing games

'Ready Mum?'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Automatic swing machine

Windmill

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"What are you in for?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Swinging on the Chandelier