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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing football.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Multisports

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'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Yo Yo Tricks.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The First National Sand Bank.

"It must be still charging."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Swing