Playground Guardian Mugs

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Multisports

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

Fade to black...

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The First National Sand Bank.

"It must be still charging."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'