Playground Observer Mugs

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Children playing games

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Scientist seen on loch.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Windmill

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"What are you in for?"

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Turn Down For What.

Automatic swing machine

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Swinging on the Chandelier