Playground Observer Mugs

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing games

'Ready Mum?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

Scientist seen on loch.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Windmill

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Automatic swing machine

"What are you in for?"

Turn Down For What.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Swinging on the Chandelier