Park Observer Mugs

"Families depress me."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'The circle is complete!'

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I meant the dog!"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Rapunzcow

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Mother?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

You Know You're Old When...

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"