Park Observer Pillows

"Families depress me."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'The circle is complete!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Mother?'

Rapunzcow

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.