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Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Polar bear bowling alley

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Scientist seen on loch.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The Fall from Pisa

"What are you in for?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

The Banana Crime

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Introvert-in-a-Box

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)