Playground Detective T-Shirts

"What are you in for?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Childhood

'I need a jump!'

Windmill

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Automatic swing machine

Swinging on the Chandelier

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Skipping girl.

Bottle tossing

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Ball Pit Island

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

You'll have to learn how to climb down tress sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...

A nice team.

Mood Swings.

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.