Fun-loving Detective Pillows

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Who stole my candy?

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

'He died of too much money.'

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

When policewomen date.

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"