Light-hearted Detective Pillows

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

A boy acting suspiciously

Get crazy once in a while

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Who stole my candy?

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'You're an inspector now?'

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Anything?"

Golf ball escaping.

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

'?'He was definitely here earlier. Looks like he gave us the slip.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

When policewomen date.

Golf Crime Scene.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."