Light-hearted Detective Gifts

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

A boy acting suspiciously

Get crazy once in a while

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Who stole my candy?

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

'You're an inspector now?'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Yes, he looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, but you still have to prove he's a duck beyond a reasonable doubt.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

When policewomen date.

"Anything?"

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

Golf Crime Scene.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

Golf ball escaping.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."