Light-hearted Crime Solver Gifts

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Undercover Biophysicists

Dog detectives

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"He did it!"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Where my balls go?'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Sistine murder

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Locking Up Crime

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'