Quirky Crime Solver Gifts

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Archaeologists discover a football

'There's an imposter among us!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Homes on Holmes"