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'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Homes on Holmes"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'