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"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

Wow, the books of a corrupt corporation. I am in heaven.

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'Just great! He was our only suspect!'

'Please look them over very carefully, Mr. Lamson, and let us know if you see the man who stole your identity.'

Cheating in the police line up.

The old good-cop, bad-cop routine is born.

"He's my attorney. Whatever happened to attorney-client privilege?"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Police suspect it was an inside job.

"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."

"He was your height, but thinner and better looking..."

'You have the right to remain silent. But you really need to talk, I'm here for you.'

"I deleted the email, erased the online history, but I completely forgot about shredding the paper trail."

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'Watch it - I think he's a police dog in civvies.'

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

"They suspect foul play."

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

'Are all the burglars on holiday?'

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

Eye witness.

Leave one of your names with my secretary.