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"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Wow, the books of a corrupt corporation. I am in heaven.

"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."

"He was your height, but thinner and better looking..."

"He's my attorney. Whatever happened to attorney-client privilege?"

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

The old good-cop, bad-cop routine is born.

Cheating in the police line up.

'You have the right to remain silent. But you really need to talk, I'm here for you.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Police suspect it was an inside job.

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

"I gotta hand it to you folks... You sure know all the right questions to ask!"

'It's a ransom note from the intruder - and look, he drew a cute little Snoopy cartoon.'

"They suspect foul play."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Yeah Chief, Hobbs is checking alibis, Vanier is looking into motive and the lab is just getting back to us now with the toxicology report."

'There's nothing unconstitutional about descriminating against bank robbers!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

The Tin Man is missing, and authorities suspect foul play.

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while a injured cat desribes him

Mugger about to get his comeuppance

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

Ned Buntz, U.S. Marshall and Frontier Optometrist

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'