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"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Dog detectives

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Where my balls go?'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Sistine murder

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Locking Up Crime

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'