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Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

"Damn. No hat."

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed