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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

'Wow! An old penny!'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'When you awaken you will feel fresh and relaxed with absolutely no memory of changing my lightbulbs.'

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

Inexplicable accounts.

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

A Pilferage Problem.

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

"Your call is important to us."