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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

'Wow! An old penny!'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'When you awaken you will feel fresh and relaxed with absolutely no memory of changing my lightbulbs.'

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

Inexplicable accounts.

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A Pilferage Problem.

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Oh, great. That'll be like finding a...well, you know."

"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

Center for the study of phenomena that have scientists scratching their heads.

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'