Mystery Solvers T-Shirts

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Owl answers telephone.

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.

Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Early Forecast Expert.

Used parts Store.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Robber peers into a giant padlock.

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"I think he wants to be inconspicuous."

Official Accident Ghoul

"A wide nose. Floppy ears. Spots..."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

M16 Code-breakers office

"Well, of course my DNA was found at the scene, it's Christmas Eve!"

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

"We're good."

"My question is for the medical examiner."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

What's with Sadie? She's been huddled at that table for two days. She's doing some project. She won't reveal what it is, which is obviously unacceptable. I have my ways of finding out. You are quickly approaching your death.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I think I may have found the problem!"

A boy acting suspiciously

'I'd like to ask you some questions. Can you tell me what you did with my 'Blinky-Bear' when I was 10, mom?'

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'