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Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

"In all of my years investigating digital crime,this is the worst case of identity theft I've ever encountered!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Who is John Galt?'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Have you lost the plot?'

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

'Who am I?'

The Butlers Ball.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

The Big Bad Wolf

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Life of Riley #1: 'Well...I didn't have to.'

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'I'd like to ask you some questions. Can you tell me what you did with my 'Blinky-Bear' when I was 10, mom?'

Whe did you last see our Vermeer ?

'The archaeologists are arguing about this one.'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

"We'll do everything we can. In the meantime, would you like a new identity to replace your stolen one."

The Humpty Dumpty Case: Startling New Evidence Comes to Light!

"I have been digging holes for over 20 years and this is my first dead body. I have to admit, I'm not sure what the exact protocol is here. Should we just put the dirt back and dig somewhere else?"

Life Is Just A Game

Poirots of the Caribbean