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The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

'It's your turn! I done the dusting yesterday!'

Whistle blower...

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

'I'd be a free man today if it weren't for all the witnesses, the evidence and my confession.'

Going round in circles

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Yeah. That's him. That's the guy.'

Crime suspect removes shoes to avoid detective.

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

First on the scene were Detective Boyd and Special Investigator Little Billy.

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

Bubble Boys are tough to convict.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"Dang, he flushed the evidence. Take him downtown. I'll catch up with you later. Right now I could use a drink."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Man points out Cupid in police lineup as the one who shot him with an arrow.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Pipe dreams!

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

"Guess again, anyone but number 4. I have a date for dinner with him!"

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

'Due to police cutbacks, I'm going to be good cop AND bad cop.'

"Oh, not much. Well, actually, I guess we did have a little excitement around here a while ago!"

"How about you go in after him. You're the one with the gun."

"I appreciate where you are coming from, Mr. Willis, but we can't lose her again."

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

'Your partner made it easy for us, Rock! Maybe he should have canceled his Website, www.ourhideout.com.'