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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Dog detectives

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Where my balls go?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."