Crime-solving Scientist Prints

Undercover Biophysicists

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Dog detectives

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Where my balls go?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'