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"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Early Tech Support

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Dog detectives

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Undercover Biophysicists

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Where my balls go?'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Locking Up Crime