Crime Puzzle Solver Gifts

Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

"Damn. No hat."

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Some card-game puns

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'He's not supposed to go out.'