"I don't know why you continue to signal Birdman. You know he's not coming."
Light-hearted Crime Fighter Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the light-hearted crime fighter in your life? Celebrate their heroic spirit with humorous and charming products that blend wit with their crime-fighting passion. Perfect for those who tackle villains with a sense of humor or just love to keep things fun and light. Our collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the essence of a hero with a mischievous twist. Gift something that matches their bright spirit and sense of adventure today!
Batman at the Maternity Ward
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 29
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
Slow Night
Violent Crime Statistics
"Don't make me send in the bad cat."
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."
"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
Gullboy and Pigeonman
With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!
"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."
'Oh no! They've been pinched.'
Nun confronts mugger.
Superhero with Acrophobia
The Lavender Dot - Part Five
Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
The Ferguson Effect
'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'
"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."
'Ugh. Every single day.'
'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'
Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.
Light-hearted Crime Fighter Gifts Collection
Light-hearted Crime Fighter Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating the light-hearted crime fighter—perfect for coffee lovers who love a touch of heroism and humor.
Light-hearted Crime Fighter Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows designed for the playful crime fighter—adding humor and comfort to their favorite spaces.
Light-hearted Crime Fighter Prints
Decorate their room with prints that showcase the humorous side of heroism—ideal for fans of fun and fantasy.
Light-hearted Crime Fighter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the light-hearted crime fighter—wear their heroism with a dash of wit and style on every casual day.